![]() 07/24/2015 at 00:14 • Filed to: None | ![]() | ![]() |
“And she made her own whiskey and gave cigarettes to kids”
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I can only hope this reads better than it sounds out loud, as I now feel compelled to drive an ice pick into each of my ears.
Which upon proofreading I realize sounds pretty mean.
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Tom Waits’ voice has been described as being soaked in a vat of bourbon, left hanging in a smokehouse for months, and then taken out back and run over with a car. Try “Step Right Up”, it’s a bit more upbeat and jazzy:
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This describes why he sounds the way he does.
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I don’t even mind his voice, it’s the creepy-ass background music that gets me.
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That is pretty creepy actually. If you don’t mind his voice, try this one.